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When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
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Why'd the fisherman order the halibut?
Just for the halibut!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?
Because it was two tyred 🚲
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A little walkie-talkie.
RIP boiled water
You will be mist