← Back to all jokes
/
general
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Copy
Share
More dad jokes you'll groan at
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one.
I had a date last night, and it was perfect
Tomorrow, I'll have a fig
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke
But you guys didn't like it
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Why can't Chuck Norris use the internet?
Because he won't submit.