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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
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Why is cold water so insecure?
Because it's never called hot
I'd like to shout out sidewalks
for keeping me off the streets.
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim-denim-denim
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank?
He wanted to save time.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Ian.