← Back to all jokes
/
general
Why is cold water so insecure?
Because it's never called hot
Copy
Share
More dad jokes you'll groan at
What did the pirate say on his birthday?
"Aye, matey!"
What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forest1.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw, shucks!
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.