I was going to tell a time-traveling joke

But you guys didn't like it

More dad jokes you'll groan at

I told my girlfriend she drew on her eyebrows too high She seemed surprisedI decided to sell my vacuum cleaner— it was just gathering dust!What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? It would cause a title wave.I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.