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What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How do you get a squirrel's attention?
Act like a nut.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
Did you know that hamburgers can hula?
Just order it with a shake.
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe