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I had a date last night, and it was perfect
Tomorrow, I'll have a fig
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They make up everything!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid?
Under their covers.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
It lost its filling.
Why did police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
What's the easiest building to lift?
A lighthouse.