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Where do books hide when they’re afraid?
Under their covers.
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Today I gave my dead batteries away.
They were free of charge.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!!"
How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the Fast and Furious crew?
On a Zoom call.
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
I didn't get a haircut
I got them all cut