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Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?
It ran out of juice.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out from the closet?
"Supplies!"
What did the accountant say while auditing a document?
This is taxing
What's the difference between a well-dressed cyclist and a scruffy guy on a tricycle?
A tire.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
"Hop on."