What's the difference between a well-dressed cyclist and a scruffy guy on a tricycle?

A tire.

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“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.Why do sweaters tend to hang out together? They're pretty close-knit.What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.Why does ten plus ten equal eleven plus eleven? Because ten plus ten equals twenty, and eleven plus eleven equals twenty too.