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What does a spy do when he is cold?
He goes undercover.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What did the drummer name her twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What kind of bug can tell time?
A clock-roach.
What board game is popular in Prague?
Czechers.
How does a lawyer say goodbye?
I'll be suing ya!