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Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you get a squirrel's attention?
Act like a nut.
What did the pirate say on his birthday?
"Aye, matey!"
Why did 10 get paid less than '10'?
There was workplace inequality.
Sore throats are
A pain in the neck
Which U.S. state is known for its especially small soft drinks?
Minnesota