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Sundays are always a little sad
But the day before is a sadder day
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Why was the ghost so tired?
He worked the graveyard shift
What sound does the engine of a witch’s vehicle make?
Broooom broooom!
I asked a German girl for her number.
She said 'Nein'. I'm still waiting for the rest of her number.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Have you ever had a bad sausage?
It’s the wurst.
Why do sweaters tend to hang out together?
They're pretty close-knit.