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What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
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What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Nothing. He was too shocked.
What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can count on me.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.