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What did the sink tell the toilet?
You look flushed!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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Finding half a worm.
What do you call a fake dad?
A faux pas.
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
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Then it becomes a soap opera
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