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When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
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Why do vampires always seem sick?
They're coffin.
Where do rainbows go when they've been bad?
To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the “knock-knock” joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
What do you call recently-married spiders?
Newly-webs.
Silence is golden.
Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What kind of underpants do lawyers wear?
Briefs.