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What do you call recently-married spiders?
Newly-webs.
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Why was the broom late?
It over-swept.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn't stay long.
There's something fishy about that place.
The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a parking lot.
I won though, cause I went right for the juggler.
An officer pulled me over for driving in circles.
I was just going for a little spin.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado.