I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn't stay long.

There's something fishy about that place.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!What can you do if you cannot push your git changes? Use the `--force`, Luke Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.Did you pick your nose? No I was born with it 👃