← Back to all jokes
/
work
Why do only some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
Copy
Share
More dad jokes you'll groan at
I was told to describe myself in one word in a job interview...
I said, 'bad at following simple instructions.'
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn't work out.
How do you hire a horse?
Put up a ladder.
I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."