Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?

He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

I know a lot of jokes about retired people But none of them work My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.' So I went in as Batman.I once worked as an ice delivery driver. Coolest job I've ever had.What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.My boss told me to have a good day So I went home I was told to describe myself in one word in a job interview... I said, 'bad at following simple instructions.'