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How do you hire a horse?
Put up a ladder.
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Did you hear about the archeologist that got fired?
Now his career is in ruins.
I know a lot of jokes about retired people
But none of them work
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my word.
Why do bakers work so hard?
Because they knead dough.
I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
A customer asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.