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Why did Marie Curie stop dating that guy?
There was no chemistry.
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What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
A string walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here."
The string walks out all sad and defeated, then has a great idea. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar. The bartender looks at him and goes, "Hey, aren't you that string I turned away before?" and the string goes, "Nope! I'm a frayed knot!"
I like telling Dad jokes.
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They hog the road.
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say "cheese."