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6 hand-curated science dad jokes
Why did the physicist and the biologist break up?
Because they had no chemistry
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I told a bad chemistry joke once.
I got no reaction.
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What do you give a scientist with bad breath?
Experi-mints.
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Why did Marie Curie stop dating that guy?
There was no chemistry.
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I lost an electron.
You really have to keep an ion them!
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Why don't scientists trust Atoms?
They make up everything.
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