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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
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Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
I ate a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
I have a joke about a pencil...
but it's pointless ✏️
I used to hate facial hair
But then it grew on me
What part of the car is the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw, shucks!