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Where are average things manufactured?
The Satisfactory.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to a duck?
Because they'll quack up.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog?
It was a foot long.
What kind of felines can bowl?
Alley cats.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.