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Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels
My boss said 'dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.'
So I went in as Batman.
Why do only some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
My boss told me to have a good day
So I went home
I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.