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When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
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What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon?
Now it’s a sour puss.
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?
Me neither, I couldn't follow it.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a butcher knife?
A pork chop.
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together
What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair?
A moo-stache.