Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?

Me neither, I couldn't follow it.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhhh What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog.Two whales walk into a pub. They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?” The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. A house doesn’t jump at all!What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it’s a sour puss.