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Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.
If the early bird gets the worm
I'll sleep in until there's pancakes
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
Two sheep walk into a—
baaaa.