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How do you cook an alligator?
With a croc-pot.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, just a little wine.
What would you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!