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What is Santa's favorite state to visit?
Ida Ho Ho Ho
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What did one toilet say to another?
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The second-hand store.
A book fell on my head.
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What rock group has four men who don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless
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