Did you hear about the teenager who failed his driving test?

He thought it was a crash course.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!!"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.You can't spell par entry without "try."What did the pirate say on his birthday? "Aye, matey!"Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.