← Back to all jokes
/
general
What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed.
Copy
Share
More dad jokes you'll groan at
Why did the picture get arrested?
It got framed.
How does a hurricane see?
With one eye.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
Two hats are on a hat rack.
One hat says to the other, 'You stay here. I’m gonna go on a head.'
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!