What do you call two ducks and a cow?

Quackers and milk.

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If you see a burglary at an Apple store You become an iWitnessWhat do cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you can even see it.I‘ve spent the last five months traveling so, rather than tell a joke I thought I’d tell a story about one of the people I met. So I’m in Cambodia, chilling at the beach and meeting people, as you do, chatting away and drinking. One of the guys I meet is Jurgen. He’s as wide as he is tall and he has this fantastic big belly that sticks out like a barrel. But that’s not what stands out about Jurgen. No, what stands out, is the enormous tattoo that he has written across his torso, over his belly. Five letters. One word. PIZZA. So as we’re drinking away and getting to know each other, my mind keeps wandering back to the tattoo. What’s the significance of it...What does it mean? Does it represent his social commentary on the state of the world? Is it a pet name? And the longer we sit there drinking, the more determined I am to work it out. So eventually, after a lot of beers, I pipe up the question. "Hey, Jurgen" “Yes, Dan" "Can I ask a question?" “Of course you can Dan" “What does the Pizza tattoo mean... Is it a childhood nickname? Does it have some kind of symbolic or deeper meaning?” And Jurgen puts down his beer and looks and me and just says, “No, I just love Pizza.How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!What kind of coffee does a vampire drink? De-coffin-ated.