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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, just a little wine.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?
It was pasta bedtime 🍝💤
What did the llama say to his date?
"Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae school.
Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back to Austria for his Easter Break.
When he returns to California his friend says to him, "Arnie, I hear you went back home to Austria for Easter. How was it? To which Arnie replied [in Arnie voice]: "Oh it was terrible! My father, he ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally we all had an awful day." His colleague then says, "Oh Arnie that's no good at all, I'm sorry to hear! Does that mean you don't love easter anymore?" Arnie [Very important to read in Arnie voice]: "Oh no of course not - I still love Easter, baby."