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What do you call a fly with a sore throat?
A hoarse fly.
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I can't get my bicycle to stand up by itself.
I think it's because it's two tired.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—
it was just gathering dust!
Did you hear about the teenager who failed his driving test?
He thought it was a crash course.
I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed
What kind of bagel can travel?
A plain bagel.
Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed.