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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed
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What do you call a fake dad?
A faux pas.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they could spend years at C.
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
What's the loudest pet you can own?
A trumpet.
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
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Knock Knock Who's there? Harold!
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