How old are you again?

I've lost track at this point.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? LoafersSome days you question your parenting. Other days, you have to question your child's childing.Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!How do you make an egg-roll? You push it!