Some days you question your parenting.

Other days, you have to question your child's childing.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Knock knock. (Who's there?) To (To who?) It's "to whom."Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saw-us!What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse raddish!My daughter’s boyfriend introduced himself to me, saying, 'Hi sir, I'm David, nice to meet you.' He put out his hand, and I asked, 'David, are you nervous?' He said no. So I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, 'Then why are you shaking?'What do you call someone who doesn't like carbs? Lack-Toast Intolerant.