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How many apples can you grow on a tree?
All of them
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What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What did the banana say to the boy?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why did the birds attack the dog?
He was pure bread.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
Why did the security conscious engineer refuse to pay their dinner bill?
Because they could not verify the checksum.
What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?
Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.