I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I’ll let you know what comes first.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!What does a gossiping coffee do? Spill the beans.Why can't you tell a taco a secret? They tend to spill the beans!I‘ve spent the last five months traveling so, rather than tell a joke I thought I’d tell a story about one of the people I met. So I’m in Cambodia, chilling at the beach and meeting people, as you do, chatting away and drinking. One of the guys I meet is Jurgen. He’s as wide as he is tall and he has this fantastic big belly that sticks out like a barrel. But that’s not what stands out about Jurgen. No, what stands out, is the enormous tattoo that he has written across his torso, over his belly. Five letters. One word. PIZZA. So as we’re drinking away and getting to know each other, my mind keeps wandering back to the tattoo. What’s the significance of it...What does it mean? Does it represent his social commentary on the state of the world? Is it a pet name? And the longer we sit there drinking, the more determined I am to work it out. So eventually, after a lot of beers, I pipe up the question. "Hey, Jurgen" “Yes, Dan" "Can I ask a question?" “Of course you can Dan" “What does the Pizza tattoo mean... Is it a childhood nickname? Does it have some kind of symbolic or deeper meaning?” And Jurgen puts down his beer and looks and me and just says, “No, I just love Pizza.There are only two things I don't eat for breakfast: Lunch and dinner.What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!