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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!
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Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is.
What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
My son just threw a milk carton at me.
How dairy?
Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was
in tiers!
The wedding was so beautiful.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?
It was pasta bedtime 🍝💤