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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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I was told that I needed to come up with a joke for this thing, and I've always been one of those people who messes up the punchline, so I figured I should probably prepare for it.
So I went to a bookshop and found a good joke book, to try and get some inspiration, or just plain steal a joke to use. When I got home, I realized I'd accidentally bought a thesaurus. As you can understand, I was pretty crushed... upset... disappointed... vexed... disconcerted.
Why can’t you trust a balloon?
It’s full of hot air.
How many potatoes do you need to make a pancake?
A latke.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice?
The North and South Poles.
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador 🐶
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
Pointless.