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Why can’t you trust a balloon?
It’s full of hot air.
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How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.
Why did the developer ground their kid?
They weren't telling the truthy.
What did the slow tomato say to the others?
Don't worry I'll Ketchup
I accidentally handed my girlfriend the glue stick instead of the chapstick.
She still isn’t speaking to me.
Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument?
It was an oar-deal.
What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween?
Baaad to the bone