I accidentally handed my girlfriend the glue stick instead of the chapstick.

She still isn’t speaking to me.

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What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.Once I read a book about glue. I couldn’t put it down.Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the Fast and Furious crew? On a Zoom call.Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory.