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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
Pointless.
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What kind of bagel can travel?
A plain bagel.
What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving?
A seat belt
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
How do moths swim?
Using the butterfly stroke.
Why do programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.