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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing
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Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is.
What does the dad diet consist of?
All of the foods his kids can't finish.
Why was the gossip disliked at the coffee shop?
She always spilled the tea
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
I asked dad if he could make me a burger. He replied by saying,
"Wallah! You're a burger!"
Where do burgers go dancing?
At the meatball.