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Why did the envelope take so long to get ready?
It had to get addressed
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How do you get a country girl's attention?
A tractor
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
How did the developer announce their engagement?
They `return`ed `true`!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
What kind of noise does a witch's vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom