← Back to all jokes
/
general
How do you get a country girl's attention?
A tractor
Copy
Share
More dad jokes you'll groan at
What happens when ice cream gets angry?
It has a meltdown.
Where do boats go when they’re sick?
To the dock.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What did the accountant say while auditing a document?
This is taxing
Why it is hard for a communist to tell a joke?
It's not funny until everyone gets it.
What do clouds wear beneath their pants?
Thunderwear.