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How did the developer announce their engagement?
They `return`ed `true`!
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What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?
He has a meltdown.
What should you do if you meet a giant?
Use big words.
What did one candle say to the other?
Do you want to go out tonight?
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old
It's just gathering dust
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood?
A dino-saw.